Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th March 2014

Dilbert//9115, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 30th March 2014

Tags

gut in charge, gut instinct, ignoring certain people, key to success, morse code, never right, thinking, wants a sandwhich

Official transcript

Boss: The key to success is ignoring the people who say it can't be done. Dilbert: What if they're all right? Boss: They aren't right! Dilbert: Really? Other people are never right? Boss: You have to trust your gut! Dilbert: My gut is telling me that everything your're saying is ridiculous. It also says it wants a sandwich right now. I'd stay, but I'm putting my gut in charge of my decisions. Wally: My gut sends me messages in Morse code. Here comes one now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS IGNORING THE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT CAN'T BE DONE.

WHAT IF THEY'RE RIGHT?

THEY AREN'T RIGHT!

REALLY?

OTHER PEOPLE ARE NEVER RIGHT?

YOU HAVE TO TRUST YOUR GUT!

MY GUT IS TELLING ME THAT EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING IS RIDICULOUS.

IT ALSO SAYS IT WANTS A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW.

ID STAY, BUT IM PUTTING MY GUT IN CHARGE OF MY DECISIONS.

MY GUT SENDS ME MESSAGES IN MORSE CODE. HERE COMES ONE NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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