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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st March 2014

Dilbert//9116, first published twelve years ago on Monday 31st March 2014


Tags

analogies, conversation, language, operational, puppet ate dictionary, operationalize strategy


Official transcript

Boss: What can I do to help you operationalize our strategy? Dilbert: You could stop talking like a puppet that ate a dictionary. Boss: I don't know how analogies work. Dilbert: I'm counting on that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU OPERATIONALIZE OUR STRATEGY?

YOU COULD STOP TALKING LIKE A PUPPET THAT ATE A DICTIONARY.

I DONT KNOW HOW ANALOGIES WORK.

IM COUNTING ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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