Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st April 2014

Dilbert//9117, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 1st April 2014

Tags

work ethic, dark matter, universe, new excuse, a-b test, hidden dimensions

Official transcript

Wally: The universe is full of dark matter, quantum strangeness, and hidden dimensions. In such a universe, can we really know whether or not I did my assignment? Dilbert: How'd the new excuse work out? Wally: It did well in the A-B test against "You never told me to do that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE UNIVERSE IS FULL OF DARK MATTER, QUANTUM STRANGENESS, AND HIDDEN DIMENSIONS.

IN SUCH A UNIVERSE, CAN WE REALLY KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I DID MY ASSIGNMENT?

HOW'D THE NEW EXCUSE WORK OUT?

IT DID WELL IN THE A-B TEST AGAINST "YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO DO THAT."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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