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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th April 2014

Dilbert//9126, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 10th April 2014


Tags

managers & supervisors, temporary ceo, c level suite, employee realtions, boss, cubicle, insulting, receptionist, business


Official transcript

Boss: The board named me temporary CEO. And guess who is coming with me to the C-level suite! Carol: It's me! Boss: No. And you're also a terrible guesser.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BOARD NAMED ME TEMPORARY CEO.

AND GUESS WHO IS COMING WITH ME TO THE C-LEVEL SUITE!

IT'S !

NO. AND YOU'RE ALSO A TERRIBLE GUESSER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Board Named Me Temporary CEO"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, as the main character. The strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different scene.

Panel 1:

  • The first panel shows the board of directors announcing Dilbert's temporary appointment as CEO.
  • The board member explains that they are coming with Dilbert to the C-level suite, implying that Dilbert will be accompanied by a representative from the board.

Panel 2:

  • In the second panel, Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, looking surprised and unsure about his new role.
  • He exclaims, "IT'S ME!", indicating his shock and disbelief at being appointed CEO.

Panel 3:

  • The third panel reveals that the board member who announced Dilbert's appointment is actually a "terrible guesser".
  • Dilbert is shown standing up, looking at the board member with a mixture of confusion and amusement.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a temporary CEO being appointed, and the absurdity of the situation. It also highlights the humor in the board member's poor guessing skills. The strip is a lighthearted commentary on corporate culture and the quirks of office life.

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