Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th April 2014

Dilbert//9127, first published twelve years ago on Friday 11th April 2014

Tags

executives, acting ceo, back slapping, firing people, slaps off roof, abuse of power, sacrifice

Official transcript

Acting CEO

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACTING CEO NO ONE TOLD ME WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS JOB.

80% OF THE JOB IS BACKSLAPPING AND FIRING PEOPLE.

GOOD JOB, TED. BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

SLAP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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