Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th April 2014

Dilbert//9128, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 12th April 2014

Tags

cruelty, executives, work ethic, acting ceo, murder employees, start up, unprofitable, ridiculous jargon, wishful thinking, luck, show off, management fad

Official transcript

CEO: I heard that while you were acting CEO you... murdered nine employees, bought an unprofitable start-up and embraced a new management fad that is nothing but ridiculous jargon and wishful thinking. No one likes a show-off. Boss: I swear it was just luck.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT WHILE YOU WERE ACTING CEO YOU ...

.. MURDERED NINE EMPLOYEES, BOUGHT AN UNPROFITABLE STARTUP AND EMBRACED A NEW MANAGEMENT FAD THAT IS NOTHING BUT RIDICULOUS JARGON AND WISHFUL THINKING.

NO ONE LIKES A SHOWOFF.

I SWEAR IT WAS JUST LUCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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