Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th April 2014

Dilbert//9129, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 13th April 2014

Tags

close friends, facebook, fix problem, friends, liked, posts, seven friends, therapy, shrink, popularity, social media, technology, psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert: No one "likes"

my Facebook posts.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NO ONE "LIKES" MY FACEBOOK POSTS.

HOW MANY FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

SEVEN.

ARE THEY ALL CLOSE FRIENDS?

HOW DO YOU DEFINE "CLOSE"?

HAVE YOU EVER INVITED ANY OF THESE PEOPLE TO YOUR HOUSE?

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

I CAN'T FIX YOUR PROBLEM. SO INSTEAD.

T'LL PLANT SOME FALSE MEMORIES AND TRY TO FIX THOSE LATER.

DO YOU REMEMBER BEING A ROBOT THAT WAS DESIGNED BY ALIENS?

ARE YOU SURE?

I WAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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