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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th April 2014

Dilbert//9130, first published twelve years ago on Monday 14th April 2014


Tags

thinking, ideas, sock at, steal ideas, double workload, employee, boss, professional realtionships


Official transcript

Dilbert: I have a great idea? Boss: What kind? Is it the kind I scoff at, the kind I steal, or the kind that makes me double your workload? Dilbert: It might be all of those. Boss: Sounds good so far.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!

WHAT KIND?

IS IT THE KIND I SCOFF AT, THE KIND I STEAL, OR THE KIND THAT MAKES ME DOUBLE YOUR WORKLOAD?

IT MIGHT BE ALL OF THOSE.

SOUNDS GOOD SO FAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Kind I Steal"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate satire.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is approached by a coworker who asks if the kind of paper he has is the kind that makes him double his workload.
  • Dilbert responds with a clever quip, saying "It might be all of those."
  • The coworker is taken aback by Dilbert's response, and the strip ends with a humorous exchange between the two characters.

Key Elements:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the mundane aspects of office life and the often-ridiculous requests made by coworkers.
  • Dilbert's quick wit and sarcasm are hallmarks of the comic strip, and this strip is no exception.
  • The use of simple, yet effective, humor makes this strip a relatable and entertaining read for anyone who has ever worked in an office.

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