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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th April 2014

Dilbert//9130, first published twelve years ago on Monday 14th April 2014


Tags

thinking, ideas, sock at, steal ideas, double workload, employee, boss, professional realtionships


Official transcript

Dilbert: I have a great idea? Boss: What kind? Is it the kind I scoff at, the kind I steal, or the kind that makes me double your workload? Dilbert: It might be all of those. Boss: Sounds good so far.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!

WHAT KIND?

IS IT THE KIND I SCOFF AT, THE KIND I STEAL, OR THE KIND THAT MAKES ME DOUBLE YOUR WORKLOAD?

IT MIGHT BE ALL OF THOSE.

SOUNDS GOOD SO FAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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