Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th April 2014

Dilbert//9131, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 15th April 2014

Tags

computer programmers, email, email down, guy in hopsital, ouija board, limited rescources

Official transcript

Dilbert: Email is down again. Mordac: The only guy who can fix it is in the hospital. Dilbert: So... if he dies, we can never again have email? Mordac: Maybe. Dilbert: Is there any way I can reach him? Mordac: Wait a week and try a Oiji board.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EMAIL IS DOWN AGAIN.

THE ONLY GUY WHO CAN FIX IT IS IN THE HOSPITAL.

SO ... IF HE DIES, WE CAN NEVER AGAIN HAVE EMAIL?

MAYBE.

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN REACH HIM?

WAIT A WEEK AND TRY A OUIJA BOARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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