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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th April 2014

Dilbert//9132, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 16th April 2014


Tags

interviews, loneliness, accomplishments, job interview, hnesty, wrong motives, employment, make a difference, catatonic


Official transcript

Boss: Describe your biggest accomplishment from your last job. Interviewee: I made some phone calls and stuff. I think I made a difference. Boss: Do you want this job? Interviewee: Nah. Just lonely.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DESCRIBE YOUR BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT FROM YOUR LAST JOB.

I MADE SOME PHONE CALLS AND STUFF. I THINK I MADE A DIFFERENCE.

DO YOU WANT THIS JOB?

NAH.

JUST LONELY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Job Interview"

Summary:

  • A job applicant is asked to describe their biggest accomplishment from their last job.
  • The applicant responds by saying they made some phone calls and stuff, but thinks they made a difference.
  • The interviewer asks if they want the job, and the applicant replies, "Nah, just lonely."
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the applicant's lack of ambition and motivation, as well as their tendency to downplay their achievements.

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