Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd April 2014

Dilbert//9139, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 23rd April 2014

Tags

conversation, deception, insincere compliments, make likable, didn't spill, no change

Official transcript

Dilbert: I read that using people's names and giving insincere compliments will make me likeable. Good job pouring that coffee, Wally. You didn't spill a drop. Wally: I don't feel any different. Dilbert: Maybe the problem is on your end.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I READ THAT USING PEOPLE'S NAMES AND GIVING INSINCERE COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME LIKEABLE.

GOOD JOB POURING THAT COFFEE, WALLY.

YOU DIDN'T SPILL A DROP.

I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.

MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS ON YOUR END.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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