Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th April 2014

Dilbert//9140, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 24th April 2014

Tags

advice, friendship, remember, memory, dressed as clown, funerals, told everyone, keep things light, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: Experts say I can improve my likeability by showing that I remember things that people have told me. For example, there was the time you said you always go to funerals dressed as a clown to keep things light. Ted: I never said that! Dilbert: Are you sure? I told everyone you did.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY I CAN IMPROVE MY LIKEABILITY BY SHOWING THAT I REMEMBER THINGS THAT PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME.

FOR EXAMPLE, THERE WAS THE TIME YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS GO TO FUNERALS DRESSED AS A CLOWN TO KEEP THINGS LIGHT.

NEVER SAID THAT!

ARE YOU SURE? I TOLD EVERYONE YOU DID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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