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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th June 2014

Dilbert//9195, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 18th June 2014


Tags

obstinacy, prove wrong, never work, reflex, worst idea, last day of life, jump off roof


Official transcript

Jeff had to prove everyone wrong.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

JEFF HAD TO PROVE EVERYONE WRONG.

THAT WILL NEVER WORK.

IT WAS LIKE A REFLEX.

HE COULDN'T STOP IT.

THAT'S THE WORST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD.

THIS WAS HIS LAST DAY OF LIFE YOU CAN'T JUMP OFF THE ROOF RIGHT NOW.

UH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Worst Idea I've Ever Heard"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, sitting at a conference table with his colleagues. The conversation begins with a woman stating that Jeff had to prove everyone wrong, implying that he was wrong about something. However, Jeff responds that it was like a reflex, and he couldn't stop it.

The woman then says that this was his last day of life, and Jeff exclaims that he can't jump off the roof right now. The woman's response is "Uh-oh," indicating that she is shocked or concerned by Jeff's statement.

Overall, the comic strip appears to be a humorous commentary on the absurdity of workplace conversations and the unpredictability of human behavior.

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