Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th June 2014

Dilbert//9206, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 29th June 2014

Tags

computers & peripherals, cruelty, tech supprt, highly trained engineer, electrical engineer, most proabable, reinstalled software, rebooted, default, request

Official transcript

Dogbert: This is tech support. How may I help you? Dilbert: Before we start, I need to tell you that I'm a highly trained electrical engineer. I have already eliminated all of the most probable causes of my issue. I have reinstalled the software and I have rebooted several times. So please, if you have any respect for humanity, do not start this call by insisting that I reboot again. Can you do that? Can you not ask me to reboot as your first suggestion? Dogbert: Try rebooting. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! Dogbert: I kinds love my job.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS TECH SUPPORT. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

BEFORE WE START, I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT IM A HIGHLY TRAINED ELECTRICAL ENGINEER.

I HAVE ALREADY ELIMINATED ALL OF THE MOST PROBABLE CAUSES OF MY ISSUE.

I HAVE REINSTALLED THE SOFTWARE AND I HAVE REBOOTED SEVERAL TIMES.

SO PLEASE, IF YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HUMANITY, DO NOT START THIS CALL BY INSISTING THAT I REBOOT AGAIN.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

CAN YOU NOT ASK ME TO REBOOT AS YOUR FIRST SUGGESTION?

TRY REBOOTING.

GAAA!!!

I KINDA LOVE MY JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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