Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th June 2014

Dilbert//9207, first published twelve years ago on Monday 30th June 2014

Tags

frustration, hypocrisy, mandatory training, no use, meetings, regulatory paperwork, make a point, productive

Official transcript

Boss: You didn't accomplish anything this month. Dilbert: Sure I did. I did the mandatory training that has no use, attended your mandatory meetings that don't help, and filled out regulatory paperwork for things we don't do. Boss: Are you trying to make a point? Dilbert: Nope. Just being productive.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THIS MONTH.

SURE I DID.

I DID THE MANDATORY TRAINING THAT HAS NO USE, ATTENDED YOUR MANDATORY MEETINGS THAT DON'T HELP, AND FILLED OUT REGULATORY PAPERWORK FOR THINGS WE DON'T DO.

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A POINT?

NOPE.

JUST BEING PRODUCTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Just Being Productive"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between a boss and an employee.
• The boss asks the employee if they accomplished anything that month.
• The employee responds that they attended mandatory meetings, filled out regulatory paperwork, and did nothing else.
• The boss is satisfied with the employee's response, saying they are just being productive.

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