Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th July 2014

Dilbert//9213, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 6th July 2014

Tags

leadership, smart way, leading, acting, twisting, hired idiots

Official transcript

Boss: You didn't show leadership on your project. Dilbert: Are you saying I didn't do things in a smart way? Boss: Leading is different from acting in the smartest way. Dilbert: So... either I can do things the smart way or I can be a leader like you? Boss: Stop twisting things around! You need to be smart and you need to show leadership! You can't expect your team to do what you want just because it's the smartest path. Dilbert: Remind me which one of us hired those idiots.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DIDN'T SHOW LEADERSHIP ON YOUR PROJECT.

ARE YOU SAYING I DIDN'T DO THINGS IN A SMART WAY?

LEADING IS DIFFERENT FROM ACTING IN THE SMARTEST WAY.

So ... EITHER I CAN DO THINGS THE SMART WAY OR I CAN BE A LEADER LIKE YOU?

STOP TWISTING THINGS AROUND!

YOU NEED TO BE SMART AND YOU NEED TO SHOW LEADERSHIP!

YOU CAN'T EXPECT YOUR TEAM TO DO WHAT YOU WANT JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE SMARTEST PATH.

REMIND ME WHICH ONE OF US HIRED THOSE IDIOTS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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