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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th July 2014

Dilbert//9219, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 12th July 2014


Tags

competition (psychology), embarrassed, dress the same, everyday, reserve of willpower, fashion decisions, work, wrote and app, importance of routine


Official transcript

Tina: Do you ever feel embarrassed that you dress the same way every day? Dilbert: No. Do you ever feel embarrassed that you don't understand the importance of routine in managing your limited reserve of willpower? Tina: I made 75 fashion decisions before breakfast. Dilbert: I wrote an app.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER FEEL EMBARRASSED THAT YOU DRESS THE SAME WAY EVERY DAY?

NO.

DO YOU EVER FEEL EMBARRASSED THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF ROUTINE IN MANAGING YOUR LIMITED RESERVE OF WILLPOWER?

I MADE 75 FASHION DECISIONS BEFORE BREAKFAST.

I WROTE AN APP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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