Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th July 2014

Dilbert//9219, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 12th July 2014

Tags

competition (psychology), embarrassed, dress the same, everyday, reserve of willpower, fashion decisions, work, wrote and app, importance of routine

Official transcript

Tina: Do you ever feel embarrassed that you dress the same way every day? Dilbert: No. Do you ever feel embarrassed that you don't understand the importance of routine in managing your limited reserve of willpower? Tina: I made 75 fashion decisions before breakfast. Dilbert: I wrote an app.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER FEEL EMBARRASSED THAT YOU DRESS THE SAME WAY EVERY DAY?

NO.

DO YOU EVER FEEL EMBARRASSED THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF ROUTINE IN MANAGING YOUR LIMITED RESERVE OF WILLPOWER?

I MADE 75 FASHION DECISIONS BEFORE BREAKFAST.

I WROTE AN APP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Fashion Decisions"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a distinctive haircut, in a conversation with his female colleague. The exchange begins with the woman inquiring about the man's attire, to which he responds with a dismissive "no". She then asks if he is aware of the importance of routine in managing limited willpower, to which he replies with a nonchalant "I made 75 fashion decisions before breakfast". The conversation concludes with the woman expressing surprise at the man's statement, prompting him to reveal that he wrote an app to facilitate his decision-making process. The comic strip humorously highlights the man's reliance on technology to streamline his daily routines, showcasing his peculiar approach to managing his willpower.

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