Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st July 2014

Dilbert//9238, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 31st July 2014

Tags

mergers & acquisitions, start up, 45 hours, mandatory online training, seven customers

Official transcript

Boss: We got Randy by buying his start-up. Randy, Dilbert will show you how to access our 45 hours of mandatory online training. Randy: I quit. Boss: Well, at least we still have his start-up. Dilbert: And all seven of its customers, too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE GOT RANDY BY BUYING HIS STARTUP.

RANDY, DILBERT WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO ACCESS OUR 45 HOURS OF MANDATORY ONLINE TRAINING.

QUIT WELL, AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE HIS STARTUP.

AND ALL SEVEN OF ITS CUSTOMERS, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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