Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st August 2014

Dilbert//9239, first published twelve years ago on Friday 1st August 2014

Tags

executives, obliviousness, act like start up, ask for funding, hacker

Official transcript

CEO: We need to act more like a start-up. Dilbert: You mean we can ask for funding for one thing and then pivot six times and build something entirely different? CEO: Is there a version where we don't do any of that and I can still call myself a hacker?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO ACT MORE LIKE A STARTUP.

YOU MEAN WE CAN ASK FOR FUNDING FOR ONE THING AND THEN PIVOT SIX TIMES AND BUILD SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT?

IS THERE A VERSION WHERE WE DON'T DO ANY OF THAT AND I CAN STILL CALL MYSELF A HACKER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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