Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th November 2014

Dilbert//9345, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 15th November 2014

Dogbert The Third Ceo

Tags

business tactics, ceos, executives, co ceo, third ceo, tiebreaker, fired, disagreement, new guy

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A CO-CEO, BUT IT ISN'T WORKING BECAUSE WE DISAGREE ON EVERYTHING.

WE WANT TO HIRE YOU AS OUR THIRD CEO SO WE ALWAYS HAVE A TIEBREAKER.

I ACCEPT. THE NEW GUY AND I HAVE DECIDED TO FIRE YOU AND SPLIT THE CEO SPOT TWO WAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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