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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th November 2014

Dilbert//9347, first published twelve years ago on Monday 17th November 2014

Send Ceo On Dangerous Stunts


Tags

ceos, death, deception, split duites, boring meetings, publicity stunts, business scheme, 3people, medical


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CO-CEOS LET'S SPLIT THE DUTIES THIS WAY...

I WILL BE THE CEO WHO ATTENDS BORING MEETINGS, AND YOU CAN BE MORE OF A RICHARD BRANSON TYPE WHO DOES DANGEROUS PUBLICITY STUNTS.

I LOVE THAT IDEA AND THEN THERE WAS ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "CEO of Boring Meetings"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two co-CEOs, one of whom is eager to take on a new role as the CEO of boring meetings. The other CEO is amused by the idea and suggests that the first CEO could be more of a Richard Branson type, who does dangerous publicity stunts. The first CEO is delighted with this idea and thinks it's a great concept.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a CEO who wants to be in charge of boring meetings.
  • The other CEO suggests that the first CEO could be more like Richard Branson, known for his daring publicity stunts.
  • The first CEO is enthusiastic about the idea and thinks it's a great concept.

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