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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th November 2014

Dilbert//9347, first published twelve years ago on Monday 17th November 2014

Send Ceo On Dangerous Stunts


Tags

ceos, death, deception, split duites, boring meetings, publicity stunts, business scheme, 3people, medical


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CO-CEOS LET'S SPLIT THE DUTIES THIS WAY...

I WILL BE THE CEO WHO ATTENDS BORING MEETINGS, AND YOU CAN BE MORE OF A RICHARD BRANSON TYPE WHO DOES DANGEROUS PUBLICITY STUNTS.

I LOVE THAT IDEA AND THEN THERE WAS ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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