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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th November 2014

Dilbert//9348, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 18th November 2014

Co Ceo Died Kitesurfing


Tags

apathy, ceos, death, emotions, executives, bad news, publicity stunt, margins, died, medical


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CO-CEO I HAVE BAD NEWS.

YOUR CO-CEO DIED TRYING TO KITESURF SOME CLASS 6 RAPIDS FOR A PUBLICITY STUNT.

GET TO THE BAD PART. IS IT MARGINS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the Co-CEO"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his scheming and manipulative nature, as the co-CEO of a company.
  • In this strip, Dogbert announces that his co-CEO has died, attempting to kitesurf six rapids for a publicity stunt.
  • Dogbert then asks if the bad part is the death or the fact that it's not getting enough media attention.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate CEOs engaging in risky and attention-seeking behavior, and the absurdity of using a death as a publicity stunt.

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