Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th November 2014

Dilbert//9348, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 18th November 2014

Co Ceo Died Kitesurfing

Tags

apathy, ceos, death, emotions, executives, bad news, publicity stunt, margins, died, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CO-CEO I HAVE BAD NEWS.

YOUR CO-CEO DIED TRYING TO KITESURF SOME CLASS 6 RAPIDS FOR A PUBLICITY STUNT.

GET TO THE BAD PART. IS IT MARGINS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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