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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st January 2015

Dilbert//9392, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 1st January 2015

Tube Clothing At The Bar


Tags

clothing, dating, jobs, low standards, tube clothes, values substance, employment, relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NOTICED YOU EYEING MY TUBE CLOTHES.

YOU'RE THINKING I AM A MAN WHO VALUES SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE AND IT TURNS YOU ON.

NO, IM THINKING I'LL DATE ANYTHING THAT HAS A JOB.

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tube Clothes"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on office life.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is seen eyeing a woman's tube clothes, which he finds attractive.
  • However, when he asks her out, she rejects him, citing that she has "one of those" - implying that she is not interested in dating someone who values substance over style.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea that some people prioritize physical appearance over personality or character.

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