Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st January 2015

Dilbert//9392, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 1st January 2015

Tube Clothing At The Bar

Tags

clothing, dating, jobs, low standards, tube clothes, values substance, employment, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NOTICED YOU EYEING MY TUBE CLOTHES.

YOU'RE THINKING I AM A MAN WHO VALUES SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE AND IT TURNS YOU ON.

NO, IM THINKING I'LL DATE ANYTHING THAT HAS A JOB.

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE!

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