Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd January 2015

Dilbert//9393, first published 11 years ago on Friday 2nd January 2015

Meets The Mom

Tags

dating, low standards, meeting people, parents, mother, efficiency, ebola, shake hands, family, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MOM, THIS IS MY DATE, DILBERT. HE ONLY WEARS TUBE CLOTHES.

FOR THE EFFICIENCY.

WHOA! BEFORE I TOUCH THAT PAW, HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANY EBOLA HOT SPOTS LATELY?

HE HAS A JOB.

MY TIME HAS COME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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