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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd January 2015

Dilbert//9393, first published 11 years ago on Friday 2nd January 2015

Meets The Mom


Tags

dating, low standards, meeting people, parents, mother, efficiency, ebola, shake hands, family, relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MOM, THIS IS MY DATE, DILBERT. HE ONLY WEARS TUBE CLOTHES.

FOR THE EFFICIENCY.

WHOA! BEFORE I TOUCH THAT PAW, HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANY EBOLA HOT SPOTS LATELY?

HE HAS A JOB.

MY TIME HAS COME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ebola Hot Spots"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's mother, who is concerned about his lack of a job and his recent attire. She questions him about his employment status and his choice of clothing, which he explains is for efficiency. However, she remains unsatisfied and asks if he has been to any Ebola hot spots lately. Dilbert responds that he has a job, but his mother is still not convinced. The comic strip humorously portrays the mother-son relationship and the absurdity of their conversation.

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