Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd January 2015

Dilbert//9394, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 3rd January 2015

Single Dilbert Is Valuable

Tags

competition, dating, low standards, men, market value, single guy, low bar, tall, employed, height, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING TO REALIZE THAT MY MARKET VALUE AS A SINGLE GUY IS HIGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

MEN SUCH AS YOU HAVE SET THE BAR SO LOW THAT ALL I NEED TO DO IS HAVE A JOB AND BE TALLER THAN MOST WOMEN IN HEELS.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TURNED ON BY MY TUBE CLOTHING, BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE ME FOR ME.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Height of Attraction"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt, engaging in a conversation with a woman who is taller than him. The woman, wearing a dress and holding a coffee mug, is described as having a "market value" higher than the man's, implying that she is more attractive or desirable.

The conversation begins with the man expressing his surprise at the woman's height, stating that he thought she was "turned on by [his] tube clothing," but instead, she appears to be uninterested. The woman responds by saying that men often set the bar low for themselves, expecting to do minimal work and be taller than most women in heels.

The man is taken aback by the woman's words, which suggest that he is not as attractive or desirable as he thought. He is left feeling confused and unsure of how to proceed, as he is no longer confident in his own attractiveness.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at societal expectations and the challenges of dating, highlighting the complexities of attraction and relationships.

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