Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd January 2015

Dilbert//9394, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 3rd January 2015

Single Dilbert Is Valuable

Tags

competition, dating, low standards, men, market value, single guy, low bar, tall, employed, height, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING TO REALIZE THAT MY MARKET VALUE AS A SINGLE GUY IS HIGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

MEN SUCH AS YOU HAVE SET THE BAR SO LOW THAT ALL I NEED TO DO IS HAVE A JOB AND BE TALLER THAN MOST WOMEN IN HEELS.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TURNED ON BY MY TUBE CLOTHING, BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE ME FOR ME.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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