Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th January 2015

Dilbert//9395, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 4th January 2015

Tags

arguing, personal business, work ethic, work load, work call, payment, time management, handled arguement, bodd, employee, repremand, money

Official transcript

Boss: That doesn't sound like a work call. Carol: It isn't I don't have time to do my personal stuff on my own time. I have to do it on work time. Boss: I pay you to do work stuff, not personal stuff. Carol: Then how would I get all of my personal stuff done? Boss: That's not my problem. Carol: Then why did you bring it up. Boss: Because I need you to do work. Carol: I told you I can't get all of my personal stuff done if I do your work! Boss: Okay, okay. I probably could have handled that better.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A WORK CALL.

IT ISN'T.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO MY PERSONAL STUFF ON MY OWN TIME. I HAVE TO DO IT ON WORK TIME.

I PAY YOU TO DO WORK STUFF, NOT PERSONAL STUFF.

THEN HOW WOULD I GET ALL OF MY PERSONAL STUFF DONE?

THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP?

BECAUSE I NEED YOU TO DO WORK.

I TOLD YOU I CAN'T GET ALL OF MY PERSONAL STUFF DONE IF I DO YOUR WORK!

OKAY, OKAY.

I PROBABLY COULD HAVE HANDLED THAT BETTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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