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Dilbert//9396, first published 11 years ago on Monday 5th January 2015

Dating Is A B Testing


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analysis, comparison, dating, first date, judging, a-b testing, click with, analytics, measuring, too many questions, relationships, science


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HAVE YOU BEEN DATING A LOT?

I CALL IT A-B TESTING.

I GO ON DATES AND THEN COMPARE THE ANALYTICS TO SEE WHO I CLICK WITH THE MOST.

WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU MEASURING?

ASKS TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A-B Testing"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with a woman.

  • Dilbert asks the woman if she has been dating a lot.
  • The woman responds by explaining that she calls it A-B testing, implying that she is comparing different approaches to see which one yields the best results.
  • Dilbert inquires about the metrics used to measure success in these comparisons.
  • The woman reveals that she asks too many questions, implying that she is over-analyzing the data.
  • The punchline of the joke lies in the fact that the woman is using a scientific approach to dating, but ultimately ends up asking too many questions, which may be hindering her ability to connect with potential partners.

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