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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th January 2015

Dilbert//9397, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 6th January 2015

Marriage Is A Financial Contract


Tags

contract, contracts, dating, marriage, money, romance, serious realtionship, marraige, financial contract, vendor, spouce, relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT TO BE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP THAT CAN LEAD TO MARRIAGE.

MARRIAGE IS A FINANCIAL CONTRACT.

HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?

ALL I HAVE IS ME.

SO.

MORE VENDOR THAN SPOUSE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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