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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th January 2015

Dilbert//9397, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 6th January 2015

Marriage Is A Financial Contract


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contract, contracts, dating, marriage, money, romance, serious realtionship, marraige, financial contract, vendor, spouce, relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT TO BE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP THAT CAN LEAD TO MARRIAGE.

MARRIAGE IS A FINANCIAL CONTRACT.

HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?

ALL I HAVE IS ME.

SO.

MORE VENDOR THAN SPOUSE?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marriage as a Financial Contract"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2015, features Dilbert and his fiancée discussing the financial aspects of marriage. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his desire for a serious relationship that can lead to marriage, but he wants to ensure that he is not the one paying all the bills.

Dilbert's fiancée responds by asking how much money he has, implying that she is interested in knowing his financial situation before making any commitments. Dilbert then reveals that he has more vendors than spouses, suggesting that he is not interested in being tied down financially.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that marriage is often viewed as a financial contract, where one partner may feel pressured to take on more financial responsibilities than the other. The conversation between Dilbert and his fiancée highlights the importance of open and honest communication in relationships, particularly when it comes to financial matters.

Key Takeaways:

  • Marriage can be viewed as a financial contract, where one partner may feel pressured to take on more financial responsibilities than the other.
  • Open and honest communication is essential in relationships, particularly when it comes to financial matters.
  • The comic strip uses humor to highlight the complexities of marriage and the importance of finding a partner who shares similar financial values.

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