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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd January 2015

Dilbert//9413, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 22nd January 2015

Selfie Camera


Tags

frustration, inventions, priorities, selfie, social media, selfie camera, car steering wheels, ion powered car, share, slefies, facebook, technology


Official transcript

Wally: I heard you invented a selfie camera for car steering wheels. Dilbert: Not exactly. I invented an ion-powered flying car, but all anyone cares about is the selfie camera in the steering wheel. Wally: Can you share the selfies on Facebook? Dilbert: Gaaa!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU INVENTED A SELFIE CAMERA FOR CAR STEERING WHEELS.

NOT EXACTLY.

I INVENTED AN ION- POWERED FLYING CAR, BUT ALL ANYONE CARES ABOUT IS THE SELFIE CAMERA IN THE STEERING WHEEL.

CAN YOU SHARE THE SELFIES ON FACEBOOK?

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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