Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd January 2015

Dilbert//9414, first published 11 years ago on Friday 23rd January 2015

13 Percent Employees Engaged

Tags

employee, employees, engagement, motivation, global survey, engaged at work, business

Official transcript

Boss: A global survey says only 13% of employees feel engaged at work. Dilbert: If you're wondering which one of your employees is engaged, it's this guy. Boss: We need ten more just like him. Dilbert: I think I just figured out what's wrong with the rest of us.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A GLOBAL SURVEY SAYS ONLY 13% OF EMPLOYEES FEEL ENGAGED AT WORK.

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHICH ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES IS ENGAGED, IT'S THIS GUY.

WE NEED I THINK TEN MORE I JUST JUST LIKE FIGURED OUT HIM WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE REST OF US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Employee Engagement Survey" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a pointy head, sitting at a conference table with his coworkers. The strip consists of three panels.

Panel 1: A global survey reveals that only 13% of employees feel engaged at work. The speaker asks if anyone is wondering which one of their employees is engaged, and it's this guy, pointing to Dilbert.

Panel 2: Dilbert is asked if he's the one who is engaged, and he responds, "We need ten more just like him. I think I just figured out what's wrong with the rest of us."

Panel 3: Dilbert is shown with a speech bubble, saying, "I think I just figured out what's wrong with the rest of us."

Summary: The comic strip humorously highlights the lack of employee engagement in the workplace, with Dilbert being the only one who seems to care. The punchline relies on wordplay, with Dilbert's comment about needing ten more like him being a clever observation about the state of the company. Overall, the strip pokes fun at the idea that employees are often disconnected from their work and each other.

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