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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th January 2015

Dilbert//9415, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 24th January 2015

The One Out Of Ten Guy


Tags

bad logic, knowledge, logic, statistics, studies, problem, department


Official transcript

Coworker: You know how studies always say one out of ten people have a particular problem. I'm always that guy. Statistically speaking, I keep nine people safe just by existing. Dilbert: That's not how statistics work. Coworker: And... everyone else in the department knows that?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU KNOW HOW STUDIES ALWAYS SAY ONE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE HAVE A PARTICULAR PROBLEM?

I'M ALWAYS THAT GUY. STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, I KEEP NINE PEOPLE SAFE JUST BY EXISTING.

THAT'S AND.

NOT HOW EVERYONE STATIS - ELSE IN THE TICS WORK. DEPARTMENT KNOWS THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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