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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th January 2015

Dilbert//9415, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 24th January 2015

The One Out Of Ten Guy


Tags

bad logic, knowledge, logic, statistics, studies, problem, department


Official transcript

Coworker: You know how studies always say one out of ten people have a particular problem. I'm always that guy. Statistically speaking, I keep nine people safe just by existing. Dilbert: That's not how statistics work. Coworker: And... everyone else in the department knows that?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU KNOW HOW STUDIES ALWAYS SAY ONE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE HAVE A PARTICULAR PROBLEM?

I'M ALWAYS THAT GUY. STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, I KEEP NINE PEOPLE SAFE JUST BY EXISTING.

THAT'S AND.

NOT HOW EVERYONE STATIS - ELSE IN THE TICS WORK. DEPARTMENT KNOWS THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Statistician's Dilemma"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2015, features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, engaged in a conversation with a statistician.

Panel 1: The statistician asks Dilbert, "You know how studies always say one out of ten people have a particular problem?" Dilbert responds, "I'm always that guy. Statistically speaking, I keep nine people safe just by existing."

Panel 2: Dilbert's statement is met with skepticism by the statistician, who asks, "That's not how statistics work. Everyone else in the department knows that?"

Panel 3: The statistician's question is met with a confident response from Dilbert, who asserts, "And... everyone else in the department knows that?"

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that statistics can be misinterpreted or oversimplified.
  • Dilbert's response highlights the importance of considering context and nuance when working with data.
  • The strip also showcases Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm, as he cleverly turns the statistician's question back on him.

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