Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th March 2015

Dilbert//9459, first published 11 years ago on Monday 9th March 2015

Wally Will Work When He Is Dead

Tags

death, strategy, work ethic, work, philosophy, perfect system, medical

Official transcript

Coworker: I noticed you don't do much work. Wally: My philosophy is that there will be plenty of time to work when I'm dead. Coworker: But you won't be here to do it. Wally: I guess you don't know what a perfect system looks like.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NOTICED YOU DONT DO MUCH WORK MY PHILOSOPHY IS THAT THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME TO WORK WHEN IM DEAD.

BUT YOU WON'T BE HERE TO DO IT.

I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PERFECT SYSTEM LOOKS LIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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