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Dilbert//9466, first published 11 years ago on Monday 16th March 2015

Ceo Mentors Wally To No Avail


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promotion, saving face, executives, bad advice, bad ideas, mentor, mentoring


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE BEEN MENTORING WALLY FOR OVER A WEEK AND HE'S STILL USELESS.

BUT WE NEED TO PROMOTE HIM TO VICE PRESIDENT SO IT LOOKS AS IF MY MENTORING WORKS.

THAT MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA IN THE LONG RUN WHAT IS THIS "LONG RUN" PEOPLE KEEP HARPING ABOUT?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mentoring Wally"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, who is mentoring Wally, a red creature resembling a cat. Dilbert expresses his frustration with Wally's lack of progress, stating that he has been mentoring him for over a week and is still useless.

Dilbert then suggests promoting Wally to Vice President, despite his poor performance, as a way to keep him motivated. However, he wonders if this might be a bad idea in the long run.

The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of mentoring and the potential consequences of promoting underperforming employees. It highlights the difficulties of managing talent and the importance of setting clear expectations and goals.

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