Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th March 2015

Dilbert//9466, first published 11 years ago on Monday 16th March 2015

Ceo Mentors Wally To No Avail

Tags

promotion, saving face, executives, bad advice, bad ideas, mentor, mentoring

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE BEEN MENTORING WALLY FOR OVER A WEEK AND HE'S STILL USELESS.

BUT WE NEED TO PROMOTE HIM TO VICE PRESIDENT SO IT LOOKS AS IF MY MENTORING WORKS.

THAT MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA IN THE LONG RUN WHAT IS THIS "LONG RUN" PEOPLE KEEP HARPING ABOUT?

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