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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th March 2015

Dilbert//9467, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 17th March 2015

Have To Promote Wally


Tags

bad decision, mentor, mentoring, promotions, protege, promote, vice presdient, good news


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE TO PROMOTE YOU TO VICE PRESIDENT BECAUSE OUR CEO HAS BEEN MENTORING YOU.

OTHERWISE, IT WOULD SEEM AS IF HE IS EITHER BAD AT MENTORING OR BAD AT PICKING PEOPLE TO MENTOR.

WHAT NOW?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS THAT WONT MAKE YOU HAPPY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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