Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th March 2015

Dilbert//9468, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 18th March 2015

Wall The Company Taint

Tags

promotion, manager, taint, success

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW VICE PRESIDENT OF ZOMBIE PROJECTS.

THE PROJECTS THAT WILL NEITHER SUCCEED NOR BE CANCELED ARE TRANSFERRED TO ME SO THE OTHER VP'S AVOID THEIR TAINT.

I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU THE COMPANY TAINT.

I WEAR THAT LABEL PROUDLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "VP of Zombie Projects"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a new Vice President of Zombie Projects, who is tasked with overseeing projects that will neither succeed nor be canceled. The VP's role is to avoid transferring the projects to other Vice Presidents, ensuring that they remain under their control.

Key Points:

• The new VP is introduced as the head of Zombie Projects.
• The VP's goal is to avoid transferring the projects to other Vice Presidents.
• The VP wears a label that proudly declares their role as the "Company Taint."
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges and absurdities of corporate bureaucracy.

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