Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th March 2015

Dilbert//9469, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 19th March 2015

Asok Applies To Be Wally's Lackey

Tags

assistant, caffeine, coffee, croney, lackey, promotion, vice president, upper body strength

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT YOU ARE A VICE PRESIDENT, MAY I APPLY TO BE YOUR LACKEY?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, ASOK, I NEED SOMEONE WITH MORE UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO CARRY MY COFFEE ALL DAY.

THEN I SAID, "A VICE PRESIDENT'S COFFEE CAN'T BE THAT HEAVY."

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