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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th March 2015

Dilbert//9469, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 19th March 2015

Asok Applies To Be Wally's Lackey


Tags

assistant, caffeine, coffee, croney, lackey, promotion, vice president, upper body strength


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NOW THAT YOU ARE A VICE PRESIDENT, MAY I APPLY TO BE YOUR LACKEY?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, ASOK, I NEED SOMEONE WITH MORE UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO CARRY MY COFFEE ALL DAY.

THEN I SAID, "A VICE PRESIDENT'S COFFEE CAN'T BE THAT HEAVY."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Vice President's Coffee Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a vice president and an employee, Asok, who is applying for the position. Asok humorously requests someone with more upper body strength to carry his coffee, citing that a vice president's coffee can't be too heavy.

Key Points:

  • Asok applies for the vice president position
  • He requests someone with more upper body strength to carry his coffee
  • He jokingly states that a vice president's coffee can't be too heavy
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the stereotype of vice presidents being demanding and entitled

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of Asok's request and the stereotype surrounding vice presidents. It also showcases the lighthearted and playful nature of the "Dilbert" comic strip.

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