Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th March 2015

Dilbert//9470, first published 11 years ago on Friday 20th March 2015

Pipe Down, Coffee Intern

Tags

board meeting, change, coffee, demotion, ego, ideas, promotion, intern, new ideas

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Mentors Wally

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS IT WISE TO RIDE YOUR COFFEE INTERN TO A BOARD MEETING?

PIPE DOWN, COFFEE INTERN. IF YOU WERE CAPABLE OF THINKING LIKE A LEADER, YOU WOULD BE A VP TOO.

DEMOTED ALREADY?

THE BOARD DOES NOT LIKE NEW IDEAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Board Does Not Like New Ideas"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a green shirt, standing in front of a coffee machine.
• He is holding a cup and saying, "The board does not like new ideas."
• The strip is divided into three panels, each with a caption and an illustration.
• The first panel shows Dilbert's boss, a man with a white shirt and black pants, asking if it's wise to ride your coffee intern to a board meeting.
• The second panel depicts Dilbert's coffee intern, a man with a yellow shirt and black pants, being carried by his boss to the board meeting.
• The third panel shows the board members, who are all bald and wearing different colored shirts, looking unimpressed as Dilbert's boss tries to pitch an idea.
• The overall tone of the comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the corporate world and the challenges of working with boards of directors.

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