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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th June 2015

Dilbert//9559, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 17th June 2015

Alice Attracts Wrong Guys


Tags

stalk, stalker, stalking, dating, drone, spying, spy, relationships


Official transcript

Alice: I have a history of dating men who become stalkers. But I have a good feeling about this new guy. He shows no stalker tendencies at all. Dilbert: What's he do for a living? Alice: Aerial photography using drones.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A HISTORY OF DATING MEN WHO BECOME STALKERS.

BUT I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS NEW GUY. HE SHOWS NO STALKER TENDENCIES AT ALL.

WHAT'S HE DO FOR A LIVING?

AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY USING DRONES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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