Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th August 2015

Dilbert//9623, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 20th August 2015

Has Free Will

Tags

free will, crime, invention, murder, control, self control, guilt, innocence

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Invents an External Brain Stimulator

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HALT!

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR KILLING TED IN A CAFETERIA FIGHT.

I AM INNOCENT. MY BRAIN STIMULATOR HAD A SOFTWARE GLITCH THAT MADE ME DO IT.

BUT YOU HAD FREE WILL, RIGHT?

DO I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC JUST TO GET ARRESTED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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