Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st August 2015

Dilbert//9624, first published 11 years ago on Friday 21st August 2015

Goes To Jail

Tags

guilt, innocence, cyborg, crime, criminal, fair, fairness, punishment, jail, responsibility

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Invents an External Brain Stimulator

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE ARRESTING ME FOR KILLING TED, BUT A BUG IN MY CYBORG COMPONENTS MADE ME DO IT.

IF I GO TO JAIL, YOU WILL REMOVE THE CYBORG PARTS THAT CAUSED THE TROUBLE AND PUNISH THE ORGANIC PARTS OF ME THAT ARE INNOCENT.

IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and technical expertise. In this particular strip, he is arrested and charged with killing Ted, but insists that a bug in his cyborg components made him do it. When the police officer suggests that removing the cyborg parts will punish the organic parts of Dilbert that are innocent, Dilbert retorts that it's funny when you put it that way.

Title: "Cyborg Guilt"

Summary:

• Dilbert is arrested and charged with killing Ted.
• He claims that a bug in his cyborg components made him do it.
• The police officer suggests removing the cyborg parts to punish the innocent organic parts.
• Dilbert responds with sarcasm, saying it's funny when you put it that way.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and Dilbert's quick wit.

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