Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd August 2015

Dilbert//9625, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 22nd August 2015

And The Prison Gang

Tags

prison, lawyer, attorney, advice, plead, trial, crime, murder, technicality, guilt, legal

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Invents an External Brain Stimulator

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR BRAIN STIMULATOR INVENTION TURNED YOU INTO A MURDERER.

I WILL ARGUE THAT YOU CAN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS BECAUSE ALL OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE ALREADY IN JAIL FOR DOING THEIR OWN STUPID STUFF.

AND I SIGNED YOU UP FOR A PRISON GANG.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SKIN A SNITCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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