Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd August 2015

Dilbert//9626, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 23rd August 2015

Tags

technology, unemployment, replacement, obsolete, app, job, jobs, dating, logic, business, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: ...and that's what I do for a living. What do you do? Dilbert: I'm building an app that will make your entire industry obsolete. I'm almost done. It looks pretty good. Woman: You're destroying my life! Dilbert: No, I'm only making the app. The app will be destroying your life. Woman: This got awkward, but I'm attracted to smart men, so... would you like to go out this weekend? Dilbert: I don't think that's a good idea. I can't get past your dead-end career.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

.. AND THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'M BUILDING AN APP THAT WILL MAKE YOUR ENTIRE INDUSTRY OBSOLETE.

I'M ALMOST DONE. IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

YOU'RE DESTROYING MY LIFE!

NO, IM ONLY MAKING THE APP.

THE APP WILL BE DESTROYING YOUR LIFE.

THIS GOT AWKWARD, BUT I'M ATTRACTED TO SMART MEN, 50...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT THIS WEEKEND?

I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

I CAN'T GET PAST YOUR DEAD-END CAREER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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