Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd August 2015

Dilbert//9626, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 23rd August 2015

Tags

technology, unemployment, replacement, obsolete, app, job, jobs, dating, logic, business, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: ...and that's what I do for a living. What do you do? Dilbert: I'm building an app that will make your entire industry obsolete. I'm almost done. It looks pretty good. Woman: You're destroying my life! Dilbert: No, I'm only making the app. The app will be destroying your life. Woman: This got awkward, but I'm attracted to smart men, so... would you like to go out this weekend? Dilbert: I don't think that's a good idea. I can't get past your dead-end career.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

.. AND THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'M BUILDING AN APP THAT WILL MAKE YOUR ENTIRE INDUSTRY OBSOLETE.

I'M ALMOST DONE. IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

YOU'RE DESTROYING MY LIFE!

NO, IM ONLY MAKING THE APP.

THE APP WILL BE DESTROYING YOUR LIFE.

THIS GOT AWKWARD, BUT I'M ATTRACTED TO SMART MEN, 50...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT THIS WEEKEND?

I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

I CAN'T GET PAST YOUR DEAD-END CAREER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The App That Will Destroy Your Life"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and criticism of corporate culture, in a humorous exchange with a woman at a bar. The woman is developing an app that will make the entire industry obsolete, which Dilbert finds appealing due to its potential to disrupt the status quo. However, he is hesitant to get involved, citing his past experiences and the fact that he can't get past his dead-end career.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is unimpressed by the woman's app, which he believes will only lead to his destruction.
• He is attracted to the idea of disrupting the industry, but is hesitant to get involved due to his past experiences.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of innovation and disruption in the tech industry, highlighting the challenges and risks involved.

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