Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th August 2015

Dilbert//9627, first published 11 years ago on Monday 24th August 2015

Robots Read News Of Supreme Court Ruling

Tags

supreme court, partisan politics, engineers, morals, legislation, conservatism, liberal, guilt, innocence

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Invents an External Brain Stimulator

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SUPREME COURT RULED THAT ENGINEERS CANNOT BE FOUND GUILTY OF MURDER Robots Read News LAWYERS ARGUED THAT ANY GOOD ENGINEER KNOWS HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, SO GETTING CAUGHT IS PROOF OF INNOCENCE.

Robots Read News THE RULING WAS UNANIMOUS BECAUSE NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT WHICH SIDE WAS THE LIBERAL ONE.

Robots Read News

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