Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th August 2015

Dilbert//9628, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 25th August 2015

Boss Falls Off Bridge

Tags

walking, meeting, meetings, accident, difficult, gimmick, manager, idea, ideas, distraction, sports, business

Official transcript

Boss: My new thing is taking long walks instead of having meetings. Wow. It is hard to walk, read, think, talk, and drink coffee at the same time. Dilbert: He fell off a bridge. Carol: That's why I schedule walking meetings for him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW THING IS TAKING LONG WALKS INSTEAD OF HAVING MEETINGS.

WOW. IT IS HARD TO WALK, READ, THINK, TALK, AND DRINK COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME.

HE FELL OFF A BRIDGE.

THAT'S WHY I SCHEDULE WALKING MEETINGS FOR HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Walking Meetings"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life, in a new situation. The strip is divided into four panels, each with a caption and an illustration.

• Panel 1: Dilbert's new boss introduces the idea of "walking meetings" instead of traditional meetings. Dilbert is skeptical, but the boss assures him that it's a great way to get some exercise and fresh air while still discussing important work topics.
• Panel 2: Dilbert is shown walking down the hallway, looking unenthused. His boss is holding a cup of coffee and appears to be enjoying the meeting.
• Panel 3: Dilbert's boss explains that he fell off a bridge during a previous walking meeting and had to schedule a new one. Dilbert looks shocked and concerned.
• Panel 4: Dilbert's boss concludes the meeting by saying that he schedules walking meetings for him. Dilbert looks frustrated and annoyed, implying that he would rather have a traditional meeting.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of "walking meetings" and the challenges of working in an office environment. It highlights the absurdity of trying to combine work and exercise in a way that is both productive and safe.

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