Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th August 2015

Dilbert//9628, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 25th August 2015

Boss Falls Off Bridge

Tags

walking, meeting, meetings, accident, difficult, gimmick, manager, idea, ideas, distraction, sports, business

Official transcript

Boss: My new thing is taking long walks instead of having meetings. Wow. It is hard to walk, read, think, talk, and drink coffee at the same time. Dilbert: He fell off a bridge. Carol: That's why I schedule walking meetings for him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW THING IS TAKING LONG WALKS INSTEAD OF HAVING MEETINGS.

WOW. IT IS HARD TO WALK, READ, THINK, TALK, AND DRINK COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME.

HE FELL OFF A BRIDGE.

THAT'S WHY I SCHEDULE WALKING MEETINGS FOR HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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