Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th August 2015

Dilbert//9629, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 26th August 2015

Boss Survives Fall From Bridge

Tags

accident, falling, walking, help, emergency, apathy, sports

Official transcript

Boss: I survived falling off the bridge when we were taking our long walk to discuss business. I ended up a mile downstream. That's probably why the search team didn't find me. Dilbert: Yup.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SURVIVED FALLING OFF THE BRIDGE WHEN WE WERE TAKING OUR LONG WALK TO DISCUSS BUSINESS.

I ENDED UP A MILE DOWNSTREAM. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THE SEARCH TEAM DIDNT FIND ME.

YUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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