Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th August 2015

Dilbert//9630, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 27th August 2015

Nano Robots Are The New Health Plan

Tags

technology, robots, invention, health, big business, corporation, nanobot

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Medical Nanorobots

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE REPLACING THE EMPLOYEE HEALTH PLAN WITH NANOROBOT TECHNOLOGY.

WELL INSERT TINY MEDICAL ROBOTS INTO THEIR LOWER DIGESTIVE TRACTS TO KEEP THEM HEALTHY FOREVER.

SO, OUR PLAN IS TO SHOVE ROBOTS UP ONLY UNTIL THE ROBOTS CAN REPLACE THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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