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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th September 2015

Dilbert//9651, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 17th September 2015

Boss Hoards Gold


Tags

gold, hiding, secrets, foolish


Official transcript

Boss: I'm smart because I'm hoarding gold just in case the world economy collapses. Dilbert: How many people have you told? Dilbert: Where is this heading? Dilbert: Do you still keep a spare key under your welcome mat?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M SMART BECAUSE I'M HOARDING GOLD JUST IN CASE THE WORLD ECONOMY COLLAPSES.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TOLD?

WHERE IS THIS HEADING?

DO YOU STILL KEEP A SPARE KEY UNDER YOUR WELCOME ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Spare Key"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and observations on workplace culture.
  • The strip begins with Dilbert explaining that he's hoarding gold in case the world economy collapses.
  • A coworker asks how many people have told him about his gold hoarding, and Dilbert responds by asking where this heading is.
  • The coworker then asks if Dilbert still keeps a spare key under his welcome mat, implying that he's not taking the economic collapse seriously.
  • The strip ends with Dilbert looking puzzled, suggesting that he's not sure what to make of the coworker's question.

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