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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th September 2015

Dilbert//9651, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 17th September 2015

Boss Hoards Gold


Tags

gold, hiding, secrets, foolish


Official transcript

Boss: I'm smart because I'm hoarding gold just in case the world economy collapses. Dilbert: How many people have you told? Dilbert: Where is this heading? Dilbert: Do you still keep a spare key under your welcome mat?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M SMART BECAUSE I'M HOARDING GOLD JUST IN CASE THE WORLD ECONOMY COLLAPSES.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TOLD?

WHERE IS THIS HEADING?

DO YOU STILL KEEP A SPARE KEY UNDER YOUR WELCOME ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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