Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th September 2015

Dilbert//9652, first published 11 years ago on Friday 18th September 2015

Boss Hoards Gold Unless Hungry

Tags

gold, apocalypse, money, food, priorities, hunger, fool

Official transcript

Boss: You'll be sorry when the world economy collapses. But I'll be okay because I hoarded gold at my house. Alice: On day two, you'll trade all of it for a sandwich. Boss: Only if I'm hungry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOULL BE SORRY WHEN THE WORLD ECONOMY COLLAPSES.

BUT I'LL BE OKAY BECAUSE I HOARDED GOLD AT MY HOUSE.

ON DAY TWO, YOULL TRADE ALL OF IT FOR A SANDWICH.

ONLY IF IM HUNGRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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