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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th September 2015

Dilbert//9652, first published 11 years ago on Friday 18th September 2015

Boss Hoards Gold Unless Hungry


Tags

gold, apocalypse, money, food, priorities, hunger, fool


Official transcript

Boss: You'll be sorry when the world economy collapses. But I'll be okay because I hoarded gold at my house. Alice: On day two, you'll trade all of it for a sandwich. Boss: Only if I'm hungry.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOULL BE SORRY WHEN THE WORLD ECONOMY COLLAPSES.

BUT I'LL BE OKAY BECAUSE I HOARDED GOLD AT MY HOUSE.

ON DAY TWO, YOULL TRADE ALL OF IT FOR A SANDWICH.

ONLY IF IM HUNGRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Economic Collapse"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, and his coworker, a woman with brown hair. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert: "You'll be sorry when the world economy collapses."
  • Coworker: "But I'll be okay because I hoarded gold at my house."
  • Dilbert: "On day two, you'll trade all of it for a sandwich."
  • Coworker: "Only if I'm hungry."

This humorous exchange highlights the absurdity of preparing for economic collapse by hoarding gold, only to trade it for something as mundane as a sandwich. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being overly prepared for a catastrophic event.

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