Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th September 2015
Dilbert//9653, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 19th September 2015
Haircut Illuminati
Tags
secret society, organizations, illuminati, hair, hairstyles, haircut, barber, politics, politicians, success
Official transcript
Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Hairdresser Illuminati
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I BECAME A MEMBER OF THE HAIRDRESSER ILLUMINATI.
THE WHAT?
IT'S A SHADOWY ORGANIZATION THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD BY MANIPULATING THE HAIRSTYLES OF POLITICAL CANDIDATES WHAT IS MY BARBER DOING HERE?
THAT HAIRCUT WILL NEVER
YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Shadowy Organization"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who has become a member of "The Hairdresser Illuminati," a mysterious organization that manipulates hairstyles to control the world. The organization's leader, a barber, is revealed to be the next president, and Dilbert is tasked with cutting his hair.
Key Elements:
- Dilbert's involvement with "The Hairdresser Illuminati"
- The organization's goal of controlling the world through hairstyles
- The barber's role as the next president
- Dilbert's task of cutting the barber's hair
Themes:
- The power of manipulation and control
- The influence of appearance on power and authority
- The absurdity of a shadowy organization controlling the world through hairstyles
Tone:
- Humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of a secret organization controlling the world through hairstyles.
generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct
Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.



