Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th September 2015

Dilbert//9653, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 19th September 2015

Haircut Illuminati

Tags

secret society, organizations, illuminati, hair, hairstyles, haircut, barber, politics, politicians, success

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Hairdresser Illuminati

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BECAME A MEMBER OF THE HAIRDRESSER ILLUMINATI.

THE WHAT?

IT'S A SHADOWY ORGANIZATION THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD BY MANIPULATING THE HAIRSTYLES OF POLITICAL CANDIDATES WHAT IS MY BARBER DOING HERE?

THAT HAIRCUT WILL NEVER

YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT.

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