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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th September 2015

Dilbert//9653, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 19th September 2015

Haircut Illuminati


Tags

secret society, organizations, illuminati, hair, hairstyles, haircut, barber, politics, politicians, success


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Hairdresser Illuminati

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I BECAME A MEMBER OF THE HAIRDRESSER ILLUMINATI.

THE WHAT?

IT'S A SHADOWY ORGANIZATION THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD BY MANIPULATING THE HAIRSTYLES OF POLITICAL CANDIDATES WHAT IS MY BARBER DOING HERE?

THAT HAIRCUT WILL NEVER

YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Shadowy Organization"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who has become a member of "The Hairdresser Illuminati," a mysterious organization that manipulates hairstyles to control the world. The organization's leader, a barber, is revealed to be the next president, and Dilbert is tasked with cutting his hair.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's involvement with "The Hairdresser Illuminati"
  • The organization's goal of controlling the world through hairstyles
  • The barber's role as the next president
  • Dilbert's task of cutting the barber's hair

Themes:

  • The power of manipulation and control
  • The influence of appearance on power and authority
  • The absurdity of a shadowy organization controlling the world through hairstyles

Tone:

  • Humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of a secret organization controlling the world through hairstyles.

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