Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th October 2015

Dilbert//9679, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 15th October 2015

Visualize Your Contribution To Society

Tags

meaning, overthinking, purpose, value, distraction, thinking

Official transcript

Dilbert: I like to start each workday by visualizing how my work will make the world a better place. Gaaaa!!! My life is meaningless and nothing I do will ever matter!!! Okay, good. I like to get that out of the way early.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE TO START EACH WORKDAY BY VISUALIZING HOW MY WORK WILL MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

GAAAA!!! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS AND NOTHING I DO WILL EVER MATTER!!!

OKAY, GOOD.

I LIKE TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY EARLY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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